So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…
Huh. I thought I was the only one who had to put up with this crap.
Every time I get sad about my unwanted tattoo, I remember that at least I’m not Mr. Cool Ice here.
You fucking wish you were him
august 31st, 11:59pm
september 1st, 12:00am
How California deals with earthquakes. 6.0 this morning in Napa. (Photo credit: Jeremy Carroll)
When God gives you a ramp, fucking ollie off of it.
If that isn’t total, blissful knowledge then I have no idea what the hell is.
john oliver is really not fucking around
Shit just got real on Sesame Street.
heheh. Dan is the best cx
Fudge recipe on a headstone
I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.
I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”
That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.
"I’ll take this recipe to my grave!"
Good god why is this cracking me up so much
Yeah just drop me off right here this is good
Guys this is where my new apartment is gonna be.
I belong there.