heysawbones:

isthistakenalready:

Aoi Honoo is Too Real

fuck I feel you

rhanitan:

Steer clear! Captain Falcon is workin his knees for Smash 4!

rhanitan:

Steer clear! Captain Falcon is workin his knees for Smash 4!

opheliona:

Posting art online

opheliona:

Posting art online

thetrifrmphm:

snorl4x:

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

#what does the crayon define as an emergency

thetrifrmphm:

snorl4x:

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

aura-alora:

mothbug:

So a new species of snake (Pseudocerastes urarachnoides) was recently discovered in southern Iran.

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Its common name is the spider-tailed horned viper because its tail is literally a fucking spider. This salty motherfucker has a spider (well, a VERY convincing spider-shaped lure) for a tail. I’d try to get on its level but I don’t know if that’s even possible. 

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Spider snake. Snake spider. Nature isn’t even in the neighborhood of fucking around. 

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i-call-it-cunt-tube:

mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

Huh. I thought I was the only one who had to put up with this crap.

jizzfrosti:

rainbow-ginger-butterfly:

Every time I get sad about my unwanted tattoo, I remember that at least I’m not Mr. Cool Ice here. 

You fucking wish you were him

jizzfrosti:

rainbow-ginger-butterfly:

Every time I get sad about my unwanted tattoo, I remember that at least I’m not Mr. Cool Ice here. 

You fucking wish you were him

sexbangs:

august 31st, 11:59pm

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september 1st, 12:00am

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carfaycor:

craftbeerlibrary:

How California deals with earthquakes. 6.0 this morning in Napa. (Photo credit: Jeremy Carroll)


#i feel like this picture is the embodiment of california at its most california (via billymermays)


When God gives you a ramp, fucking ollie off of it.

If that isn’t total, blissful knowledge then I have no idea what the hell is.

carfaycor:

craftbeerlibrary:

How California deals with earthquakes. 6.0 this morning in Napa. (Photo credit: Jeremy Carroll)

When God gives you a ramp, fucking ollie off of it.

If that isn’t total, blissful knowledge then I have no idea what the hell is.

i-eat-men-like-air:

john oliver is really not fucking around 

Shit just got real on Sesame Street.

tylersthings:

DAMN IT, URAMESHI!
belowthesurfaces:

heheh. Dan is the best cx

belowthesurfaces:

heheh. Dan is the best cx

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

"I’ll take this recipe to my grave!"

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

"I’ll take this recipe to my grave!"