Good god why is this cracking me up so much
Yeah just drop me off right here this is good
Guys this is where my new apartment is gonna be.
I belong there.
I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment
Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II
Twenty-five years and three days later, reality takes a tip from fiction and charts “Weird Al” Yankovic’s new album Mandatory Fun at number one, with over 100,000 sales during it’s first week. In his 31 year long career, with 14 studio albums to his name, this is the first time he’s hit the top- and the first comedy album by ANY artist to hit #1 since 1960! Congratulations, Al!
My sincerest congrats to my hero ^-^
i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,
youre gonna look so goddamn cool
I am 1000% all about every part of this.
My new religion.
Jon with the epic sax guy song tho
I need this post daily.